Laughter Time: check out this status update

→ Thank God for a brown new day! (ehn ehn, Brown ko,
white ni)
→ My god is upsome! (Upsome ni ko ko, downsome ni)
→ Why are people so weekend? (oh well, it's because
they are Friday)

→ Not all dat glitters are goats! (OMG! Goat?)
→ Majority carries the volt (Lmao! volt ko!? transformer
ni?)
→ May your name be highly exhausted! (Lmfao!
Exhausted) =))
→ My waste is paining me!
→ Thank God for spearing my life (with arrow abi with
dagger?)
→ What is strong with you? (strong kor.. startime ni)
→ Lord! you are the killer dat holds my life!
(GBOOOOOOOOMM!!)
→ Pls, how much is ur age? (na 22naira o!)
→ Look to the window, the principal just passed away
(na you kill am abi?)
→ I am not priding (Hehehe)
→ Can't your blessing one by one and see what God has
done
(can't?:-/ )