The language of the poor

Most broke guys are quick to anger and attack ladies at
any slight frustration.
An average broke dude is a frustrated dude.
I know that most guys will have me hated for this write
up but the truth is bitter they say
Take a bottle of yoyo bitters & sit on a coconut tree
Here I go




10 Things Broke Guys Often Say
1. I love my girl friend so much and she’s the best lady
that has ever come into my life.. Ask him why he loves
her so much & he will say ” she’s not demanding at all”
# e no go beta for brokeness #

2. If you send N100 recharge card to your girlfriend and
she doesn’t call you with at least N50, it implies she’s
using the credit to call other male admirers/suitors # God
punish brokeness #

3. I’m contended with my torchlight phone because I’m
not one of those using expensive phones just to impress
ladies

4. When I become rich, I know so many ladies will be
stalking me. I will bleep and dump them mercilessly

5 . Any lady who doesn’t like my brokeness should go to
hell because I can’t kill myself

6. Any lady who loves me now that I’m broke is worthy
of my ring as soon as I become rich

7. Money is not everything. I don’t have money but no
lady can make me feel less of myself

8. Ladies who turn me down now will regret when I
become rich

9. I don’t like ladies who point to expensive things when
I take her to an eatery, at least courtesy demands she
order for cheap thing ‘cos she doesn’t know the weight of
my pocket

10. Ladies who run after rich dudes are mostly gold
diggers